“I Am The Slave Of The Master Of The Universe” Sweatshirt
This cozy crewneck sweatshirt carries a quiet, tactile energy — soft yet substantial, with a bold graphic on the back that reads “I AM THE SLAVE OF THE MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE” set against a warm, ornamental motif. The medium-heavy cotton-poly blend feels reassuring on cool mornings and holds its shape through everyday wear. It’s the kind of layer you reach for when you want to feel grounded and a little defiantly expressive — whether you’re moving through a morning coffee run, lingering at a record store, or sharing stories around a low-lit evening. The embroidered-ready pieces and clean, seam-free knit give a polished look, while the double-needle stitching and OEKO-TEX certified dyes mean this sweatshirt will age gracefully. Wear it as a statement of mood and belonging: subtle, textured, and quietly bold.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Tubular (no side seams) construction for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, neck, waistband, and cuffs for reinforced durability
- Embroidered or printed customization options: left/center chest and wrists; DTF inner neck labels
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes and US Cotton Trust Protocol sourcing for safer, more responsible materials
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels and wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat.
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